cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

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There are no happy endings.
Endings are the saddest part,
So just give me a happy middle
And a very happy start.

Shel Silverstein, Every Thing on It (via larmoyante)
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You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.
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One of the hardest lessons in life is letting go. Whether it’s guilt, anger, love, loss or betrayal. Change is never easy. We fight to hold on and we fight to let go.
Lessons Learned in Life (via psych-facts)
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I didn’t become heartless , I just became smarter. My happiness will not depend on someone else . Not anymore
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i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

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I need someone who can keep up with me mentally and sexually


Preach 🙌

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